What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Who is the beast of Revelation 13?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Me : I don't drink coffee also

He : I'm 24.

Could humans be selectively bred, like dogs, to create 2 subspecies that can no longer have offspring? Do I not understand selective breeding properly? Im not worried about the moral implications, just the science please.

He : Then let's have some coffee

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

What is the meaning behind people claiming to hear voices of God in their heads without anyone else hearing them? Is this a sign of mental illness or possession by an evil spirit?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Me : No

Me : Because it's month of August.

Why are we explaining today’s “climate change” as driven by human related “green house” gasses when natural “global warming” pushed sea level up to the “shores” of Topeka with no human contribution or even presence? Is Occam’s Rasor applied?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

What have you learned from your parents' mistakes?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Me : Thank you.

Why do so many men wait until they are retired or close to it to start having sex with Men? Most of them say they have always wanted to suck dick or be fucked. Why did you wait?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Do "flat-earthers" attempt to sail around the world to prove their theory? Would this support their belief in a flat Earth?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Why cant I ever fall asleep with my boyfriend?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

What is your age now, and what age do you prefer to stay at forever?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me : Sure.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Me : I don't drink

He : Tea ?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.